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THE SPACE INVADER

Personus suffocateus

Where’s the sneeze guard when
you need it? This pore boy doesn’t have a clue that he’s violating
your neutral zone. This close
talker is a self-proclaimed expert on everything and is happy to share his views while rummaging through your desk. Avoid making eye contact when Space Invader’s on the prowl, but if he does corner you, your best escape is to tell him there are free doughnuts at the front desk, then run like hell.