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THE PRIMA DONNA

Egomaniacus insufferabelus

Wearing a stylish crown of thorns, Prima Donna is the self-appointed office savior. He loves the limelight and is more than willing to give unsolicited advice—“using his gift” as he might say. He’s skilled at grabbing individual credit for group achievements and so accomplished in so many areas that he’s become his own hero.

Just refer to Mr. Mastermind as the “crock of all knowledge.”