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THE MARTYR

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Oh, the pain of it all! For The Martyr, suffering is just another part of the job. She wouldn’t have it any other way. If only the rest of the staff was as dedicated, she wouldn’t have to carry around all that baggage of resentment. She’s truly a beast of burden who chronically burns the midnight oil. While her dedication is often admirable, her bitchin’ and moanin’ to co-workers ensures she won’t suffer in silence.