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THE LOOSE CANNON

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Co-workers cringe and duck for cover when Loose Cannon gets ready to shoot from the lip. His bad timing and missteps are legendary and his colleagues are constantly “forgetting” to invite him to important meetings.

Rest assured, when the boss asks if there is “anything else” Loose Cannon will hold everyone hostage while pursuing a 2-hour tangent. While he’s sticking his foot in his mouth you’d like to plant your foot directly on his ____.