HYPOCHONDRIAC

Sickus chronicus

Oh, the suffering of this delicate flower. Her imaginary illnesses are just like imaginary friends, only with symptoms. To her, the cold and flu season is just an opportunity for greater practice in the medicinal arts. Her co-workers are sick of her sick days but even more sick of her daily medical updates. Does anyone really care to know that much about her body? Eeewwww.