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THE ERUPTER

Goingpostalus popaveinus

Who put the hair in hair trigger? Erupter, that’s who. He’s a walking tinderbox, who interprets any disagreement with his edicts as defiance at best, and mutiny at worst. One false word and Erupter explodes like a cheap grenade. He doesn’t have a problem with anger — he actually embraces it. He enjoys that vein-popping adrenaline rush he gets when yelling at someone who crosses him. His tantrums work well for him, though, since he almost always gets his way.