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THE DELEGATOR

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More skilled at handing off than a Big 10 quarterback, Delegator always finds a way to get co-workers to do all of his work, including fetching bagels and coffee. He doesn’t like to get his hands “dirty” by actually doing any work himself, even when it’s clearly part of his job description. Of course, he loves to share the work but not the credit--unless things go bad. Invite Delegator to lunch and you can count on picking up the check.